寒假英语日记加翻译1
今天和爸爸一起出去吃饭。吃饭的时候要敬酒，那里没有果汁。我就拿了一瓶啤酒开始到处敬酒。喝了一瓶酒后，我的脸红了，但没有醉。我认为啤酒并不难喝，但我还是要少喝酒。因为我还只是一个学生。
I went out to have dinner with father today. I should make toast during the dinner but there was no juice availabe. So I had a bottle of beer. My face turned red but I was not drunk. I dont think beer tastes bad but I wont like have it too much because I am only a student.
寒假英语日记加翻译2
It was the third day of our winter holiday. Today, there are many business in my mother's company. So my mother told me to help my uncle who is the manager of my mother's company. I sat in my mother's office and help her answer the telephone. While I was free, I was writing my homework. Although I also have a lot of time to do my homework, I still do it. Because in my mother's office, I had nothing to do. If I did nothing, I was wasting my time and my life. I can't do the foolish thing. We should take good use of our time.
这是我们的冬季假期的第三天。今天,有许多企业在我母亲的企业。因此,我的母亲告诉我,帮助我的叔叔谁是我母亲的企业的经理。我坐在母亲的办公室,帮她接电话。虽然我是自由的,我正在写我的家庭作业。虽然我也有很多时间做功课,我仍然这样做。因为在我母亲的办公室,我没有任何关系。如果我没做什么,我是在浪费我的时间和我的生命。我不能做的傻事。我们应该利用我们的时间充分利用。
寒假英语日记加翻译3
今天，我帮助了奶奶做家务。奶奶的身体不好，我以后要常帮她做事。这样她就会高兴身体也会好一些。突然觉得，人老了真不好。不但身体不会好，而且一不小心就会惹得大家讨厌。我又做了一个决定，以后一定要做个乖孩子。
Today, I did housework for grandmother. She is not very healthy and I decide to do housework for her more frequently. And she will feel happy and become better. Suddenly, an idea hit me that it’s terrible to grow old becuase you have to worry about both your health and others’ opinions. Once again, I make a decision to be a good girl.
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)扩展阅读
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展1）
——寒假英语日记翻译3篇
寒假英语日记翻译1
自从读书以来，我印象最深的事就是几乎我的每个语文老师都要求我们把字写好，要求我们练字。那时虽然听老师说，但并未坚持下来，只偶尔练一练，现在看着自己的字还真的有点后悔当初浪费了太多的时间，没有把字练好。正好今年放寒假时学校校长给我们布置寒假作业，我想就利用寒假时间来练一练字吧。
Since reading, I have the deepest impression is almost each of my Chinese teacher asked us to write the word, for our word. Although I listened to the teacher, I didnt stick to it. I only practise once in a while. Now I really regret that I wasted too much time on my character, and I didnt practice it well. This years winter vacation when school principals to our winter vacation homework, I want to use a word for winter vacation time.
但是坚持三天后，每天练两页，到了第四天，心就有点痒了，想想还是算了吧，反正一下子字也不会写好的，但另一个声音又在耳边想起，要坚持，不要轻言放弃呀。最后经过矛盾的争扎，我还是坚持了下来。尤其是当我碰到不顺心的事情时，我就拿出纸和笔，安静的练起字来，结果什么烦心事都没了。现在练字已经成为我生活的一种习惯，如里哪天不练倒觉得好像还有一件事情没完成。经过自己的努力，现在我的字有了一定的进步，今后我还将继续坚持下去。
But after three days practice, two pages per day, fourth days, the heart is a little itchy. Think about it. Forget it. Anyway, it will not be written at any time, but another voice is remembered in the ear. We must stick to it and not give up. Finally, after the conflict, I persisted. Especially when I met the unpleasant things, I took out paper and pen, and quietly practiced the word, and the result was nothing. Now the word has become a habit in my life, if which day does not practice think there is one thing not finished. Through my own efforts, now my word has made certain progress, and in the future I will continue to stick to it.
寒假英语日记翻译2
明天是除夕，是我的生日。前几天爸爸、妈妈都在抗雪，没空给我买礼物。今天雨雪仍在不停地下，妈妈陪我来到玩具店里选生日礼物。
Tomorrow is the new years Eve. Its my birthday. A few days ago, my father and mother were all fighting snow, and they were not free to buy gifts for me. Today, the rain and snow are still on the ground, mother accompanied me to the toy store to choose a birthday gift.
店里的玩具真是琳琅满目，有遥控赛车、陀螺、溜溜球、车模……哇，我终于在一堆玩具中发现了梦寐以求的变形金刚，变形金刚的种类有很多，我都快挑花眼了，挑啊挑，我最后选中了一个叫“雷震天”的变形金刚，它的外壳是黄色的，保险杠和车框是黑色的，一会儿能变成一辆悍马H2，一会儿又能变成一个变形金刚，简直酷毙了！
The toys in the store are beautiful, with a remote racing car, a gyroscope, a Yo Yo, a car model... Wow, I finally found the dream of Transformers in a pile of toys, there are a lot of Transformers species, I quickly carry presbyopia, pick ah pick, I finally settled on a "leizhen day" of Transformers, its shell is yellow, the bumper and the car frame is black, while can become a Hummer H2, while they can become a Transformers, is sim* awesome!
我非常喜欢它，但我更喜爱送我礼物的爸妈！
I like it very much, but I love my parents to give me a gift!
寒假英语日记翻译3
At once, the winter vacation life is gone, think I have got a happy winter vacation life!
For example, the parents, grandparents, maternal grandparents give me lucky money to the bank, can be "born".
Play with mom and dad to play badminton, for example, as before, I cant even send the ball to go out, but I dont give up on the idea of practicing playing badminton.
Also, for example, in winter I put my favorite book of trouble "ma small jump" series all finished, and I think the book particularly beautiful a girl, her name is Xia Linguo, she loves to help classmates, and she has a long braid, ma small jump particularly fond of her, as long as Xia Linguo told him to do, he is doing.
This is my winter holiday life, your winter vacation life is interesting as well?
转眼间，寒假生活即将过去了，想想我的寒假生活还挺快乐的!
比如，把爸爸妈妈、爷爷奶奶、外公外婆给我的压岁钱存到银行里，可以“生”小钱。
比如，跟爸爸妈妈玩打羽毛球，我跟以前一样，连球都发不出去，但我不放弃对练习打羽毛球的念头。
还比如，我在寒假里就把我最喜欢的书《淘气包马小跳》系列全部看完了，而且，我觉得书里面的一个女孩特别漂亮，她的名字叫夏林果，她很爱帮助同学，而且，她有一条长长的辫子，马小跳特别喜欢她，只要夏林果叫他干什么，他就干什么。
这就是我的寒假生活，你的寒假生活是不是也一样的有趣呢?
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展2）
——高一英语日记加翻译3篇
高一英语日记加翻译1
Since I go to high school, I feel the great pressure. High school is the very important period of my life, because if I study well, I can enter into my the ideal college and have the bight future. So I want to do my best, I don’t want to lag behind. The problem is that I can’t always be the top student, sometimes I will fail the exam. At that time, I need to adjust myself and take easy. The way for me to relax is various. First, I will listen to the music. Hearing the music can smooth my heart, it helps calm down, so I will get out of the annoyance. Second, I like to do some sports, such as jogging, basketball and tennis. Doing these sports also helps me let out my bad emotion and I become energetic again.
自从我上高中，我就感受到了很大的压力。高中是我生命中很重要的阶段，因为如果我学得好，就能进入到理想的大学，有一个光明的前途。因此我想要做到最好，我不想要落后。问题就是我不可能一直都是尖子生，有时候我考试也会失败。在那个时候，我需要调整自己，并且放松。我放松的方法是多样的。第一，我会听音乐。听音乐能让我的心顺畅，也帮助我冷静下来，这样我就能把烦恼抛去。第二，我喜欢做一些运动，比如慢跑，篮球和网球。做这些运动能帮助我释放不好的情绪，再次变得活力四射。
高一英语日记加翻译2
When we are very small, we dream to be the great person in the future, such as the scientist, the policeman and so on. It is good for the children to own the big dream, so that they will study hard and fight for their future. But the fact is that not all the person can become the great person, most people are doing the ordinary jobs. In my opinion, ordinary is beautiful, too. Though they are not doing the fine jobs, they find their own place and make a contribution to the world. Take the cleaner for example. They wake up early and do the cleaning work. People dare not to do the job because it is so dirty, but the cleaners decorate the city with their hard work. The cleaners are the ordinary people while doing the great job.
在我们很小的时候，梦想将来成为伟大的人，比如科学家，警察等等。孩子有伟大的梦想是好的，这样他们就会努力学习，为他们的将来奋斗。但是事实上，并不是所有的人都能成为伟大的人，大部分人都是做着普通的工作。在我看来，*凡也是美丽的。虽然他们没有做着体面的工作，但是他们找到了自己的位置，为社会做贡献。就拿清洁工来说。他们早早起来做清洁。人们不敢做这份工作，因为脏，但是清洁工通过努力工作去装饰了这个城市。清洁工虽然普通，但是他们却做着伟大的工作。
高一英语日记加翻译3
This morning, the teacher in charge said that every year's college entrance examination, except for several students who failed the exam and played more than usual, most of the students made an average of one exam each time, and that was basically the final result of the college entrance examination.
Immediately for the first mock exam, we all under the leadership of the teacher, hard review, for the first simulation, test the ideal results, for future study to increase self-confidence.
People often say a job, a harvest, so I believe myself, this simulation exam will not live up to the expectations of the teacher, to get satisfactory results.
【翻译】
今天上午班主任说，每年的高考除了几个考试失利和超常发挥的同学以外，大部分同学每次模拟考试的成绩*均一下，基本就是最后的高考成绩。
马上就要进行第一次模拟考试了，大家都在老师的带领下刻苦复习，争取第一次模拟考出理想的成绩，为以后的学习增加自信。
人们常说一份耕耘一份收获，所以我相信自己，这次模拟考试一定不会辜负老师的期望，拿到满意的成绩。
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展3）
——我的寒假英语作文加中文翻译 (菁选3篇)
我的寒假英语作文加中文翻译1
The winter holiday is coming. I am very excited. I want to better my holiday plan. Now let me tell you my plan.
I’m going to read some books and listen to music and relax for a few days first. On the fifth day, I’m going to do my homework. Of course, I’m also going to do some housework. Lunar New Year’s Day, I’m going to take a trip with my parents. I think it must be very happy. I can hardly wait!
In the first six days of February, I’m going to visit my relatives. It’s going to be fun! After a few days, I’m going to finish my homework, because I am going back to my school on February 16th.
寒假就要来了，我很兴奋。我想要完善我的寒假计划，现在给你们讲讲我的计划。
假期刚开始的几天我打算先看些书，听听音乐放松一下。在十五天的时候，我会开始做寒假作业。当然，我还打算帮着做些家务活。农历新年的那天，我将会和爸爸妈妈出来旅游。我想寒假一定会过得很开心，我已经等不及了。
在二月的头六天里，我还打算去拜访我们的亲友。这一定会很好玩!在之后的几天里我会完成我们的寒假作业，因为二月十六日我就得回校读书了。
我的寒假英语作文加中文翻译2
I like my holiday very much. Though its very short,I can enjoy the Spring Festival. I can watch cartoon every day. I neednt go to school. Sometimes I can go to play with my friend outside.
With the festival coming,I can play all the time. I can play video game with my brother. I am good at playing PC game. Then more and more relatives came to my home. We had dinner together. Its so lively that Im very happy. But I still have to do my homework. During the holiday,I learned a lot. I love my holiday.
我很喜欢我的假期。虽然很短，我可以享受春节。我可以每天看动画片。我不必上学。有时候，我可以去发挥我的朋友之外。随着节日的到来，我可以支配所有的时间。我可以玩视频游戏和我的兄弟。我擅长玩电脑游戏。然后，越来越多的亲戚来到我家。我们共进晚餐。这是如此生动，我非常高兴。不过，我还要做功课。假日期间，我学到了很多东西。我爱我的假期。
我的寒假英语作文加中文翻译3
寒假计划(Plan on winter vacation)
The winter vacation is not so far from us.there are lots of thing I have done while this
vacation.For one thing ,I have my lessons reviewed,in order to improve the qulity of study.
寒假对于我们来说并不长，我需要在这个假期做很多的事。首先，我需要复习已经学过的功课，以此来提高学习质量。或者整句话可以翻译为：为了提高学习质量，我需要复习功课。
For the other thing,I wish I would be better after hard working with my course.At first, I must correct all my final examination paper. Secondly，I insist on reading English books and newspapers every day.I also keep on oral pratice.
其次，我希望对我努力学习过的这些功课能够有所好转，首先，我需要重新做一遍我的期末考试试卷。接下来，我坚持阅读英语课本并且每天坚持阅读报纸。同时我还得坚持练习口语。
In my spare time,I will take an active part in activitise.I can gain the first hand imformations through the activitise which can help me to extend my knowlege.
在闲暇的时间里，我将积极参加活动。这样我可以通过活动得到一手信息，已扩张自己的知识面。
Im sure this vacation will be the best one for me.Let me try!
我确信这个寒假将是我最好的一个假期。拭目以待吧!
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展4）
——初中寒假英语日记带翻译3篇
初中寒假英语日记带翻译1
As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.
Reading is a good thing, but we must pay GREat attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive benefits from good books. However, bad books will do us more harm than good.
如众所周知,书籍教我们学习人生,真理,科学以及其它许多有用的东西。它们增加我们的知识,扩大我们的心胸并加强我们的品格。换句话说,它们是我们的良师益友。这是为什么我们的父母终是鼓励我们要多读书的理由。
初中寒假英语日记带翻译2
Today, I did housework for grandmother. She is not very healthy and I decide to do housework for her more frequently. And she will feel happy and become better. Suddenly, an idea hit me that its terrible to grow old becuase you have to worry about both your health and others opinions. Once again, I make a decision to be a good girl.
今天，我帮助了奶奶做家务。奶奶的身体不好。我以后要常帮她做事。这样她就会高兴身体也会好一些。突然觉得，人老了真不好。不但身体不会好，而且一不小心就会惹得大家讨厌。我又做了一个决定，以后一定要做个乖孩子。
初中寒假英语日记带翻译3
today is december 24, is a traditional day to sweep the dust. home for cleaning, of course, for me, i will act with my father and mother, and do a lot of work.
most of the work is done before, today the most main is to rub the lamp. i help my father moved to the ladder, the ladder is quite heavy, still stand in the corner, i had a lot of strength to move it out, this want to stand up to wipe, tried out of reach, is still a little afraid. the results or father above dusted off, pick the chimney, i then below. by cleaning cloth, then pass them to my father.
chimney is so dirty。 i take a dishcloth scraping on the lamp shade, the original one in the chimney of mud, a new shine bright again. i think the restaurant is the lamp of cleaned the best. originally, the lamp that turkish above all sludge, every time i turn on the light, feel very dark. but, i use the brush after mr wham, immediately changed the same original dirty chimney, open lamp immediately feel light for a few minutes.
in the process of rub the lamp, i sail conveniently clean the sink, white, can cleanly reflected my smiling face.
finally, i also help my mother wiped the line that play a base, because mom backache these days, cant bend over. mother told me to wear kick the facade and the stare blankly. when wiping the balcony the line that play a base, i wipe down a heap of broken, plaster, stone grain, and dust maomao, earning little place at ordinary times, think that would be so dirty. its not easy work.
although today is very tired, but in front of the home bright light shines bright, clean the sink and clean the line that play a base, i am very happy, feel a sense of accomplishment。 mom and dad also kua im very capable。
今天是腊月二十四，是传统的扫尘的日子。这天，自然，家里要进行大扫除了，我呢，也就和爸爸妈妈一起行动，干了不少的活儿。
大部分活儿之前都干完了，今天最主要的就是擦灯。我帮爸爸搬来梯子，梯子挺沉，还立在角落里，我费了好多劲儿才把它挪出来，本想自己站上去擦，试了试够不着，还有点害怕。结果就还是爸爸在上面掸尘，摘灯罩，我在下面接着。顺便再清洗抹布，再把它们传给爸爸。
灯罩可真脏啊。我拿着抹布对着灯罩刮来刮去，将原来一摸一手泥的灯罩，擦得崭新透亮。我自认餐厅的灯擦得最好了。原来，这盏土耳其语上面全是污泥，每次开灯，都觉得很暗。但是，在我用了‘威猛先生’擦过之后，原来脏兮兮的灯罩立马变了一个样，开开灯马上就觉得亮了几分。
在擦灯的过程中，我还见缝插针地顺便清洁了一下洗手池，白白的，干净地能映出我的笑脸了。
最后我还帮妈妈擦了踢脚线，因为妈妈这几天腰疼，不能弯腰了。妈妈告诉我擦踢脚的立面和上面的楞儿。在擦阳台踢脚线时，我擦下来一堆渣子，有墙皮，有石粒，还有灰尘毛毛，*时不起眼儿的小地方，想不到会这么的脏。干活儿也不容易。
虽然今天很累，但是面对亮亮的灯照得明亮的家，洁净的洗手池和干净的踢脚线，我很高兴，很有成就感。爸爸妈妈也夸我真是很能干。
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展5）
——英语幽默小笑话-英语幽默短笑话加翻译 (菁选2篇)
英语幽默小笑话-英语幽默短笑话加翻译1
1.I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep?But you had your eyes closed."
"I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了.售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说：“先生,醒醒!”
“我没有睡着.”那个男人回答.
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已.
2.Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画.
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子.那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道：“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗.
3.The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question,then answers it herself,and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的.”Where is the father?
4.two clock has been busy all his life.One day,an old clock to a ton said:"you a year to put 525600 it with me." Very frightened,and said,"wow,so much,how could it be?!How can I finish under so much!" By this time,another old clock say with smile:"don't be afraid,you need only a second place once every second,insist to come down." Very happy,thinking about:a second place once didn't seem hard,have a try.Sure enough,very easily and then put to it.Imperceptible in the past year,has put the 525600 ton!两只钟已经忙活了一辈子.有一天,一只老钟对一只小钟说：“你一年里要摆525600下啦.” 小钟吓坏了,说“哇,这么多,这怎么可能?!我怎么能完成那么多下呢!” 这时候,另一只老钟笑着说：“不用怕,你只需一秒钟摆一下,每一秒坚持下来就可以了.” 小钟高兴了,想着：一秒钟摆一下好像并不难啊,试试看吧.果然,很轻松地就摆了一下.不知不觉一年过去了,小钟已经摆了525600下!
5.A little pig,a sheep and a head of cows,was held in the same corral.Once,the shepherd caught little pig,it loud screaming,fiercely resist.Sheep and cows hate its howling,then say:he often catch us,we are not at.The pig to answer a way:catch you and catch me completely different things,he catch you,just to your hair and milk,but who caught me,but to my life!一只小猪、一只绵羊和一头乳牛,被关在同一个畜栏里.有一次,牧人捉住小猪,它大声号叫,猛烈地抗拒.绵羊和乳牛讨厌它的号叫,便说：他常常捉我们,我们并不大呼小叫.小猪听了回答道：捉你们和捉我完全是两回事,他捉你们,只是要你们的毛和乳汁,但是捉住我,却是要我的命呢!
6.France a remote town,reportedly has a special predictions springs of water,often appear signs,can cure all sorts of illnesses.One day,a walks with a cane,little legs of veterans,a lame lame walk through the town of road,next to the town with the sympathy to kiss said:poor guy,will he ask god for have a leg?This sentence is the army soldiers heard,he turned around and said to them,I'm not going to ask god has a new leg,but to ask him to help me,that I don't have a leg,also know how to make a living.法国一个偏僻的小镇,据传有一个特别灵验的水泉,常会出现神迹,可以医治各种疾病.有一天,一个拄着拐杖,少了一条腿的退伍军人,一跛一跛的走过镇上的马路,旁边的镇民带着同情的回吻说：可怜的家伙,难道他要向上帝祈求再有一条腿吗?这一句话被退伍的军人听到了,他转过身对他们说：我不是要向上帝祈求有一条新的腿,而是要祈求他帮助我,叫我没有一条腿后,也知道如何过日子.
7.A old man in the fishing by the river,a child walk through to see his fishing,the old man skilled,so before long it caught a full basket of fish,the old man saw a child is very lovely,to put the whole basket fish gave him,children shook his head,the old man amazing asked:why don't you?The little boy replied:I want you to the hands of the rod.The old man asked:do you want to fishing pole?The child said:this basket fish before long it finished eat,if I have the rod and I also can catch,lifetime could eat.有个老人在河边钓鱼,一个小孩走过去看他钓鱼,老人技巧纯熟,所以没多久就钓上了满篓的鱼,老人见小孩很可爱,要把整篓的鱼送给他,小孩摇摇头,老人惊异的问道：你为何不要?小孩回答：我想要你手中的钓竿.老人问：你要钓竿做什么?小孩说：这篓鱼没多久就吃完了,要是我有钓竿,我就可以自己钓,一辈子也吃不完.
8.I Didn't Notice It Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.
9.Ah, Kids Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning, called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young, attractive mother and her son, and I struck up a friendly conversation with the mother during the concert. I thought I was in trouble when, as soon as we got home, my daughter burst through the front door and announced to my wife that "Daddy met a Mommy."
10.Two Pounds of Plums Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.上帝曾经答应我
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和*。“那是不可能的”他说。
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和*吧。” 1.Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?
杰克：当然应该了。
汤姆：为什么?
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了
2.I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable com*r with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded.
'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him.
'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的手提式计算机。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。
“你为什么那么紧张呢?”我问他。
“这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道
3.Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
4.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了?”
5.Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.
玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟，一天对他抱怨说：“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”
“不用担心，亲爱的，所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说。 Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似;类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在*滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗?
史密斯先生：是的。
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗?
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。
她问店员：“这东西要多少钱?”
“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。”
店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。”
“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”
3.一)小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead。小明就坐了下来。
过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead。小明又坐了下来。
他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊!
(二)一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“
SAY I LOVEYOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”
男的答道：“I T!”
(三)一位在美的留学
生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，
看到地上标线是向左转。
他不放心的问道：turn left?
监考官回答:right。于是他立刻向右转……
(四)某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，
忙说：I am sorry。
老外应道：I am sorry too。
4.He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人。
5.Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位*老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
6.Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
7.和上帝对话 edmpdue edmpdue A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" edmpdue edmpdue 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."edmpdue He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿? 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?" "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement." "And the bad news?" "After the divorce, she's marrying your father." 好消息和坏消息 “有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。 “我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，“是什么好消息?” “你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。” “那么坏消息呢?” “离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。” ____________________________________________ The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 “乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。 “妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”
8.Saving a dollar
Johnny:"Dad,would you be glad if I saved a dollar for you?"
Dad :"Naturally ,my son .
Johnny:"Well, I have saved one dollar for you .You said that if I brought a good mark this week ,you would give me a dollar and I haven't brought one."
9.Jack's answer
The teacher is asking an arithmetic question:"Jack, if you foung three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket ,what would you have ?"
Jack:"I must have somebody else's pants on ."
10.A Drunkard
A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"
The new comer said it was a duck ,not a pig.
"I was talking to the duck ,not to you," the drunkard replied.
11.Best time
Teacher :"When is the best time to pick the fruit from the trees?"
Student:"When the watchman is not here."
12.I don't know
Teacher :"Tom,what are the three words which you use most often in the class?"
Tom:"I don't know."
Teacher:"You're right."
英语幽默小笑话-英语幽默短笑话加翻译2
英语幽默短笑话加翻译
1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
2.a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech." The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"
3.The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,gosh," was the re*,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开.”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答.
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我认为我是一只鸡.
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始.
4.The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
鱼网
你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。
把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。
2、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
5.The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
疯人院
一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”
6.a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗? 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。
7.律师、宝马和胳膊》
一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。
“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。
“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”
律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
《狗住旅店》
一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”
旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单， 餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢迎您来。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate re* came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
8.Who Is the Laziest?
Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom:I don't know,father.
Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom:Our teacher,father.
中文：
父亲：哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒?
汤姆：我不知道,爸爸.
父亲：啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?
汤姆：我们老师,爸爸.
9.Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
拳击和赛跑
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。” 朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?” 丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”
10.buying your ticket Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket, please."
11.Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
译文：
老农约翰逊就要死了.他的家人都站在床边.他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯.”
妻子说：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人.”
约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做.”
妻子：“为什么?”
约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我.”
12.I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"
"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元.”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了.”
TWO：Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举个例子?
约翰：嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短.
13.Two Cute dogs
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."
14.The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"
典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：“乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。”他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上：“告诉我，你没有任何朋友或家人吗?” 乔治回答：“喔!当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面!”
15.Plagiarism
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office."This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.
"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.
My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:"Also see article on communism."
抄 袭
我有个朋友在圣路易斯的华盛顿大学教欧洲历史,他说有一次他发现了一篇抄袭的学期论文.他把那个学生叫到了办公室.“这不是你写的,”他说,“有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来.”
“你没有证据.”那学生气急败坏地说.
我朋友笑了,他把论文拿给他看.用红笔圈出来的是：“也可参阅*一文.”
16.Virtue
Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.
When the door finally opened,I felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me."You'll get that degree,dear," she whispered."Perseverance is a virtue."
美 德
获取研究生学位多年以后,我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员.一天,电梯里很拥挤,有人抱怨电梯效率太低.我说自我在那里当学生起,20年来电梯一直没有换过.
最后当电梯门打开时,我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑.“你会拿到学位的,亲爱的,”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德.”
17.Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient."You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."
九个月吧
“克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.”医生告诉他的病人.
病人惊呆了.“六个月我不可能付清医疗费.”
“好吧,”医生说,“那就九个月吧.”
18.Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
区 别
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说.“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.”
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展6）
——高一英语作文加翻译 (菁选2篇)
高一英语作文加翻译1
So many children take what their parents do for them for granted, they haven’t realized the meaning of being grateful. So they always get angry with their parents, because they don’t get what they want. According to the news that a little girl went out of the house and refused to go home because her parents did not give her enough pocket money. I was so shocked to hear it, I would never ask much from my parents, because I knew they were not easy to make a living and I am always feel so thankful for what they offer me. Even the one who gives me a hand when I am in need, I would remember him and when I have the chance, I will return. A grateful heart makes us a kind person and create a harmonious environment.
很多小孩都想当然地认为他们的父母为他们所做的一切都是应该的，他们没有意识到感恩的意义。所以他们总是因为没有得到想要的东西而生父母的气。一则消息说一个小女孩离家出走，不愿意回家的原因是她父母没有给她足够的零花钱。看到这个新闻，我很惊讶，我永远都不会向我父母要求很多，因为我知道他们谋生并不容易，我总是很感谢他们给我提供的这一切。甚至当我需要帮忙时，帮助过我的人我都会记得，以后有机会了，我一定会报答。一颗感恩的心让我们成为善良的人，构建和谐环境。
高一英语作文加翻译2
People always want to learn from successful people and want to be one of them. So listening to the speech is the best way to learn from these great people and see how they get the great achievements. The famous celebrities like Bill Gate and Steve Jobs, they created the fashion and even changed the world. The common thing is that they never graduated from university, then they quit school as they studied for a while. So many young people wonder if they should follow their steps, just quit study and do what they want. The difference between these great men and normal people is thought. Even Bill Gates quit school, he still kept thinking and searching, while normal people just lie in the bed and play com*r games. Everyone has different ways to get the achievement, so we need to think what is suitable for us instead of following the trend.
人们总是想向成功人士学习，他们想成为其中一员。所以听演讲是向这些成功人士取经的最好方式，看看他们是如何获得这些成就的。比如比尔盖茨和史蒂夫乔布斯这样的名人，他们创造了时尚，甚至改变了世界。他们的共同点是，他们都没有从大学毕业过，都是去了一段时间就退学了。很多年轻人就在想他们是不是也应该追随他们的步伐，放弃学习和做自己想做的事。这些伟人和普通人的'区别在于思考。即使比尔盖茨退学了，他还在不断的思考和探索，而普通人只是躺在床上，玩电脑游戏。每个人都有不同的方式去获得成功，所以我们需要考虑什么是适合我们的，而不是随波逐流。
寒假英语日记加翻译 (菁选3篇)（扩展7）
——英语寒假小日记带翻译
英语寒假小日记带翻译1
January 13 20xx
It was the first day of our winter holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleep and eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least, I will have a good rest.
翻译：
一月十三日20xx
这是我们寒假的第一天.我们所有的人都很高兴.为什么呢?因为我们有一个月的时间去做我们喜欢做的事.我们是自由的.虽然我们有一些功课.但我们可以在几天内完成.而其余的时间我们可以好好利用.天哪!我们一直很疲倦经过艰难学习.在冬季假期,我希望能有充分的睡眠和良好的食物吃,以补充自己.最后但并非最不重要,我会好好休息.
January 14 20xx
It was the second day of our winter holiday. I felt good. I felt I’m free. I had a lot of time to do things I like. My parents are in Beijing. So I live alone but I don’t feel lonely. But I didn’t do something special. I stayed at home and watched TV. Oh! I wrote an English daily composition. It was my homework. Today, I have slept for 14 hours. I thought I was very tired. It was time for dinner. I must go! I am very hungry.
翻译：
一月十四日20xx
这是我们寒假的第二天.我感觉很好.我觉得我很自由.我有很多时间做我喜欢做的事情.我的父母在北京.所以我独自生活,但我并不感到孤独.但我没有做一些特别的东西.我呆在家里看电视.哦.我每天写一篇英语作文.这是我的家庭作业.今天,我睡了14个小时.我以为我是太累了.这是吃晚饭的时间.我必须走了!我很饿.
January 15 20xx
It was the third day of our winter holiday. Today, there are many business in my mother’s company. So my mother told me to help my uncle who is the manager of my mother’s company. I sat in my mother’s office and help her answer the telephone. While I was free, I was writing my homework. Although I also have a lot of time to do my homework, I still do it. Because in my mother’s office, I had nothing to do. If I did nothing, I was wasting my time and my life. I can’t do the foolish thing. We should take good use of our time.
翻译：
一月十五日20xx
这是我们的冬季假期的第三天.今天,有许多企业在我母亲的公司.所以我的母亲告诉我,帮助我的叔叔谁是我母亲的公司的经理.我坐在我妈妈的办公室帮她接电话.虽然我是免费的,我写我的功课.虽然我也有很多时间做我的家庭作业,我仍然做它.因为在我母亲的办公室,我什么也没做.如果我什么也没做,我是在浪费我的时间和我的生活.我不能做愚蠢的事.我们应该好好利用我们的时间.
January 16 20xx
It is a special day today. My mother sent one hundred basket of red bayberries. I like to eat red bayberries. It tastes nice. When they arrived in Shanghai, they were still fresh. But most of them would be sent to my mother’s business friends. I chose the best basket of red bayberries to eat. I put the rest in my refrigerator. Red bayberry is my hometown’s special product. It is well-known in china. Many people like to eat it.
翻译：
一月十六日20xx
今天是个特殊的日子.我妈妈送一百篮子的杨梅.我喜欢吃红bayberries.味道很好.当他们抵达上海,他们仍记忆犹新.但他们中的大部分将被发送到我母亲的商界朋友.我选择了最好的一篮子红毒吃.我把我的冰箱.杨梅是我的家乡的特殊产品.在*很有名.许多人喜欢吃它.
January 17 20xx
Today, I still went to my mother’s office. My mother was very busy, so was my father. They always live in Beijing. They must get up early. Because they will manage the factory. So I know they are very laborious. So I should save my money. Also I should help them. Although I can’t do something useful, but I think I should share the work with them. I am one of my family member. In the future, I will take a job and work. It’ time for me to begin to learn how to work.
翻译：
一月十七日20xx
今天,我仍然去了我母亲的办公室.我妈妈很忙,所以是我的父亲.他们一直住在北京.他们必须早起.因为他们将负责管理工厂.所以我知道他们很辛苦.所以我要救我的钱.我也应该帮助他们.虽然我不能做一些有益的,但我认为我应该与他们分享工作.我是家庭成员之一.今后,我将采取的工作和工作.那时候我开始学习如何工作.
January 18 20xx
I have rested for a week. I began to feel bored. So I went out with my friends. They are my best friends in the middle school. We didn’t go to someplace special. We just saw the other. We had lunch together. While we were having lunch, we were still talking about the new school and new friends. Yes! A year later, we have grown riper. And we learned much more things and got new life. We haven’t enough time to play, to waste and to lose the way. We only have two years. Two years to go, we will get the real life which belongs to us.
翻译：
一月十八日20xx
我已经休息了一个星期.我开始觉得无聊.如此我出去了与我的朋友.他们是我最好的朋友在中学.我们没有去特别的.地方.我们看到其他人.我们一起吃午饭.当我们吃午餐,我们仍然谈论新学校和新朋友.是的!一年后,我们变得成熟.和我们学到更多的东西,有了新的生活.我们没有足够的时间来发挥,浪费和损失的方式.我们只有两年.二年去,我们将得到真正的生命属于我们.
January 19 20xx
I have stayed in Shanghai alone for a week. It’s time for me to go to my real home—it is in Beijing. My parents are waiting for me. Although outside is no matter how beautiful, Beijing is still my home. In fact, there is many fresh things. Like red bayberries. In the afternoon, I took a bus to Beijing. I was very unlucky that my mp3 was stolen. I was very sad. I didn’t know why thieves went to steal other’s things. Why don’t they hunt for a job? I don’t why! I hope there is no thief in our motherland.
翻译：
一月十九日20xx
我已经在上海呆了一个星期.这是我去我真正的家,它是在北京的时候.我的父母在等我.虽然外面无论多么美丽,北京仍然是我的家.事实上,有许多新鲜的东西.喜欢红*ayberries.在下午,我坐公共汽车去北京.我非常不走运,我的MP3被偷走了.我很难过.我不知道为什么小偷偷走了其他的东西.为什么他们不寻找工作?我不知道为什么!我希望没有小偷在我们的祖国.
January 20 20xx
When I got home, it was very dark. Why? There is no electric. Every year in Beijing, there is lack of electric to sup*. Because there are a lot of factories. And it is very cold in winter. So the government decided: sup* electric to resident and the factories must stop working. My house is in the manufacturing district. I was unlucky. It was very cold. So my father use the electric making machine to make electric. Oh! What a unlucky winter!
翻译：
一月二十日20xx
当我回家的时候,天色很暗.为什么呢?没有电.每年在北京,有电力供应不足.因为有很多工厂.这是非常寒冷的冬天.因此,*决定：供应电对居民和工厂必须停止工作.我的房子是在制造业区.我是不幸的.它很冷.因此我的父亲使用电制造的机器使电.哦.真是倒霉的冬天!
January 21 20xx
It was cooler than yesterday. One of my father’s friends invited me to eat red bayberries. You must know it is unusual. Because we will climb the hill to eat red bayberries. There is no chance to eat red bayberries in the hill for the people who don’t live in Beijing. On the hill, you can breathe the fresh air, you can listen birds singing and you can eat red bayberries. It was enjoyable. It is said there are wild pigs in the hill. What a beautiful natural.
翻译：
一月二十一日20xx
比昨天凉快.我父亲的一个朋友邀请我吃红色月桂果.您必须知道它是异常的.由于我们将攀登小山吃红色月桂果.有没有机会吃红bayberries在山的人谁不居住在北京.在山上,你可以呼吸新鲜空气,你可以听鸟唱歌,你可以吃红*ayberries.这是愉快的.这是说有野生猪在山.多么美丽的自然.
January 22 20xx
Today I found time was a cruel thing. Whatever man is, time always goes on. It won’t stay to wait for somebody. You can’t use anything to exchange time. Time is also a fair thing. Although you have a lot of money or you enjoy high reputation, time won’t leave them more. Today I found I hadn’t enough time. Although I have 50-day holiday, but I found I had a lot of things to do. I had a lot of homework to do and I had something necessary to do.
翻译：
一月二十二日20xx
今天我发现时间是一个残忍的事.无论男人,总是对的时间.它不会留下来等待某人.你不能使用任何交流时间.时间也是一个公*的事情.虽然你有很多钱,或者您享有很高的声誉,时间不会离开他们更多.今天我发现我没有足够的时间.虽然我有50天的假期,但我发现我有很多事情要做.我有很多功课要做,我必须做必要的东西.